A Simple Weekend Embroidery Finish
An idea has been bubbling around in my brain for a while. And since this past weekend was a perfect …
New Color Palette – Not-New Embroidery Project
I mentioned a couple weeks ago that it’s always a good idea to pick colors you enjoy embroidering with. If …
Sally Forth Sunday: Did Ted Already Know? (No.)
Note: Written and illustrated months before, well, everything happened.
Don't Be Surprised if it Doesn't Flush
I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA
The Turbotruck
Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?
Men At Play
Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Internet Addiction Drives Creative Solutions
Power outage? Grab a length of steel automotive brakeline tubing, the straw from a box of Yoo-Hoo, D-cell batteries to make a 6V. Also may require generous amounts of duct tape, electrical tape, bell wire, and boredom.
Jigsaw Parking
Make sure to keep your vehicle inside the designated Moebius area, sir.
Stop Tilting Upward!
I wonder if the fact that it was St. Patrick's Day had anything to do with this solution.
Wait Just a Minute...
Hey, at least there still won't be any bickering about the seat being left up!
Redneck Repair, French Style
Near Paris, there is no need to see if there is another car behind you...
A Metaphor for our Television Addiction
From the submitter:
So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.
Fork The System
From the submitter:
The Antennae snapped off of our radio at work. We fixed it at first by putting a metal scraper on top, but when we needed to use it, the music was gone. I put the fork in the hole. Now it works almost as good as before!
What is this music crap you kids are listening to?
The Caffeine Traces Give the Car About 100 More Horsepower
The tail light cover used to be a plastic Folgers can. I know because the label is still on it.